Hitherto-fore I was just Potty.
Yesterday I was Potty the blog-tweetbleetwogger.
Henceforth I may or may not be Potty the Blogger, we'll just have to see.
Declaring such a momentous life change on day two of a venture seems similar to declaring you've quit smoking when it's only been a few hours since your last cigarette.
Coincidentally it's been a few hours since my last cigarette.
Yesterday Wiffy asked me to leave work a little earlier than normal so I could help with a feline fecal emergency.
Evidently our big cat had literally beaten the shit out of our intermittent ceiling kitten.
She had pounced on top of her and pinned her down and caused her to smear a paté of pre-digested dinner bits all over the floor.
This caused Spencer to puke in the sink all over the dirty dishes.
My job was to drive all the way home and clean it all up before more barfing ensued.
There will be no pictures to accompany this blog post.
You're welcome.
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